Dry Subs and Spanking Strangers

Interesting week...

On Monday my friend Dylan came to visit me around lunch time, and we both felt like Subway, so she took down my order and went out to get it.

Well I soon realized I forgot to tell her to put light mayonnaise and mustard on it! Seriously, have you ever eaten a dry sub? Why don't I just roll over and die?!

So, I tried calling her cell phone, but she didn't have it, because the Subway is like almost right across the street. In a panicked, I collected my thoughts and decided it would probably best to call the Subway.

It was lunchtime, and extremely busy, and apparently Dylan was absolutely mortified when the girl behind the counter yelled out, "Is there a Dylan here?"; confused and bewildered she answered. "Well, Mary wants light mayonnaise and mustard on her sub"

So even though Dylan was embarrassed beyond belief...what was I supposed to do? Really??



Today I went shopping with my friend Jen and we went into a bookstore, and I bought 3 hard cover books, and we resumed walking around the mall.

I began unconsciously swinging my bag containing my books; and as I've mention before, I have arms that are above average in length.

I was so wrapped up in my conversation with Jen that I didn't realize we were walking particularly briskly. My head was still turned to the side when I heard a rather noticeable WHOMP...

I looked up to see that I had just squarely spanked the woman in front of me with about 1500 hardbound pages of book; I mean, I really gave her ass a good paddling.

She jumped up and gave me an extremely stern half turn. I couldn't even explain really, and I think she thought the whole incident was fully calculated, like I go around malls whomping people in the ass with literature.